17: The Hills and Heels

Recently it dawned on me that I have never watched season six of the Hills, even though I have watched every other season and Laguna Beach*. I have an appreciation for all types of television programming. And so I present, 

Choice Season Six Hills Quotes:

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Heidi: Come on, all guys are a little bit controlling. 

This is her referring to Spencer as a little bit controlling. Key words: a little and also bit. It is followed by this.

Spencer: I don't let her watch TV or go on computers. The only thing Heidi does is read and write poetry and pet puppies and read books so that she is logged out of the matrix.

I liked that "read" was repeated twice in order to super convince me that Heidi is literate and loving it. 

Audrina: That's Justin's band.
Steph: Justin's in a band?
Lo: I thought that was always a joke.

It really is incredible difficult to determine what about Justin Bobby is sincere. 

Justin Bobby: That can be never good.

See? Poetry!

I also wanted to quote Audrina during her break-ups, but she doesn't really say words. She just uncomfortably avoids eye contact with her boyfriend until he realizes they've broken up, but I've never really figured out how they realize that. 

Steph: Could I get a Pepsi

Josh: Sprite. So you don’t drink?
Steph: How did you know?
Josh: You didn’t order a drink.

I love Stephanie. She and Lo are my favourites. 

Steph: I’m not seeing anyone else. Are you?
Josh: I’m not.
Steph: Do you wanna not see anyone else?
Josh: (smile) No
Steph: Okay, you are very rare.
Josh: I think we’re both pretty rare.
(They kiss)

No! You used a negative! He replied in the negative! That did not mean what you think it means! 

And finally

Kristin: I'm moving to Europe.

Europe is quite large. I think you should stop packing and get a little bit more specific with your plans first.  

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*That's right, I'm the reason all the MTV programming is successful. Me and people like me watching the Hills and the Hills after show, but if I'm gonna watch some entertaining badly scripted television I will always choose reality TV over Chuck Lorre.

Oh boy. This can only be amazing. And now for something completely different, have a picture of my dinosaur shoes. 

Shoes: Jeffrey Campbell


  1. I do have a Hills addiction... But I've lost track of it recently. Heidi kinda freaks me out now...

    Oo if I weren't in Gryffindor, I would definitely be in Ravenclaw ;P

  2. I've never been able to get into the hills. I love everything else so i'm not sure why. x hivenn

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